Spend. Get roasted. Do better.

Upload your statement.Get roasted.

Turn a redacted spending screenshot into a funny reality check, shareable roast cards, and a few practical ways to spend better.

Screenshot only. No bank connection. Your call what to share.

Your month, in receipts

Everyday spending

SAMPLE
Coffee run$6.40
Late night delivery$28.75
Ride home$17.20
Forgotten subscription$12.99
Personal details covered in this demo
Your roast card

That delivery fee has a loyalty program. You.

Sample card · no real data

Screenshots only. No bank login.

Redact sensitive details first.

Choose deletion timing in onboarding.

From receipts to reality check

A little heat.
A better money move.

For the broke-but-online generation. Less spreadsheet energy. More “okay, fair point.”

Illustrative roast · sample data

“Your delivery app knows you better than your emergency fund.”
Cash ConfessionalShare the card, keep the screenshot
01

Start with a screenshot.

Pick the statement you want reviewed. Cover your name, account numbers, and other sensitive details before upload. No bank connection, ever.

02

Get the roast and the receipts.

AI spots the patterns and turns the punchline into a privacy-safe card you can check before you share.

03

Pick one habit to change.

Find practical places to cut back, set a small next step, and track progress without pretending money is fun homework.

Your data. Your call.

Screenshots in. Personal details out.

Upload only what you choose. Redact sensitive information first, then choose during onboarding when to delete both your screenshots and review summaries.

No bank connection

Fix My Spending

The joke ends.
The change starts.

$5 / month

Go beyond the roast with help spotting spending habits and finding practical places to cut back. Not financial advice. Just a clearer look at your choices.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
Get Started

Before you confess

Confession is the first step

Own the roast.
Rewrite the habits.

Bring a redacted screenshot and a sense of humor. Leave the bank password out of it.

Roast my spending
    Cash Confessional — Your Spending, Roasted